tl;dr
Pizza, cats, and the all-seeing Observer.
  • derpycats:

    This is Loki.

    Chopstick pro on his first try.

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  • cataradical:

    i will return for the child within one month

    this is your warning

    (Source: lolgifs.net, via ruinedchildhood)

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  • (Source: carfew, via ruinedchildhood)

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  • (Source: carudamon119, via dutchster)

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  • maliciousmelons:

    ive always hated kids

    "did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

    yes

    (via ruinedchildhood)

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  • 4gifs:

    The cat ate my homework

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via dutchster)

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  • troyesivan:

    i  literally just whispered ’my god’

    (via ruinedchildhood)

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  • (Source: lawebloca, via onlycatgifs)

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  • (Source: komikan, via onlycatgifs)

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  • cute-overload:

    It’s his first time having to wear a cone

    (via derpycats)

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  • walrus-in-the-tardis:

    mariealbertine:

    The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

    I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

    Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

    IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

    (via dutchster)

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  • prismatoid:

    Life is full of difficult decisions. 

    (via dutchster)

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  • urbanmongoose:

    Normal cats shake their butt when they’re about to pounce on something. Polly shakes her head.

    (via tastefullyoffensive)

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